Movie reviews: The Transformers (2007) – Part 58

Talk about a bad movie, OMG forget about it! Transformers was the stupidest movies I’ve seen lately. A waste of two hours of my life. So bad I need to make my time worth it by writing a review to let other people know how.

To start with, there is a hottie in the movie oh God what else is new? And then the main character is a loser kid who gets the hottie [rolling my eyes].

And how about him making the deal so the cops would forgive all her crimes and set her free? I mean, just because she’s a hottie, she gets away with murder? That was so so wrong!

That was the dumbest idea anyway. I mean, the girl is obviously way too pretty for this movie and if they wanted a “flaw” so she wouldn’t be 100% perfect, they could at least have made her look a lil less “clean”. Oh please!

This is a typical Hollywood movie where the content really doesn’t matter, as long as there’s a hot chick and tons of cool visual effects. I am sure that Hollywood movies lovers will criticize the hell outta me but oh do I care?

Really, the troops that were out in the desert got bombed over and over and over and the soldiers came out without a scratch. I mean, the first time they were attacked they shouldn’t have even survived and then to my surprise, there they are again in another scene that needs more fighting. I mean, were they ghosts or just a hologram or something?

Now, the transformers themselves. Oh for God’s sake is this the frikkin 80’s? I mean, is this the new generation transformers? Ya gotta be kidding me! And what’s with them trying to make jokes about ebay and how they learned to speak English using the “world wide web”? Not to mention the fact that a tiny chevy transformed into a huge monster robot. I mean, the head of the frikking robot was bigger than the car itself.

Oh and then these GIANT robots are all outside this kid’s window making all this noise in the middle of the night and NOONE notices them, not even the dogs bark. Pleeeeeeease spare me! The dialogs in this movie are too long and useless. I mean, the world is about to end and they desperately need to find the damn cube but they are all sitting there chatting and chatting about uh, what again? bleh

Forget it! All in all, this movie is DUMB, stupid and way WAY too farfetched. It was so very exciting that I even fell asleep watching it. A waste of my time, seriously. I wouldn’t pay a penny to go see it and I definitely do not recommend.